Last have a laugh

If you have a funny joke or a funny story someone send you. Post it here if you want to shear it we all need a laugh these days. But make shore it don't brakes this sites rules.

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Subject: Clever picture puns


These are pretty clever. Try to resist moving quickly. Look at each picture, try to determine what it represents, and then look at the answer below the picture.



Light Beer


Dandy lions


Assaulted peanut


eggplant


Doctor Pepper


Pool Table


Tap dancers


Card Shark


The King of Pop


I pod


Gator-Aide

MY EX-WIFE THE PILOT

My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year.

Yesterday afternoon I got a phone call, that she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting. Seems she was forced to make an emergency landing in Hamilton because of bad weather. Thank God the kids weren't with her..

The FAA issued a preliminary report, citing pilot error: She was flying a single engine aircraft in IFR (instrument flight rating) conditions while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating).

The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured.

The photograph below was taken at the scene to show the extent of damage to her aircraft.

She was really lucky.




I don't care who you are, that's funny!!!!!

I heard it was a rough day

This is how I heard YOUR day was going!!!

First you had trouble getting out of bed


You had a stiff neck


You washed your hair and couldn't do a thing with it


Your new diet really doesn't seem to be working out


You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise


The boss chewed you out at work


You got caught in the rain at lunchtime


Then the lunch you had didn't seem to agree with you


You feel trapped


Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime


On top of that you think you're coming down with the flu


And finally, you're alone in the house at night when you think you hear a noise in the basement


MAYBE TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER!!
Thought for the Day

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it, Just pee on it and walk away