Wrestling Meets CTU


 
HomePortalGalleryCalendarFAQSearchRegisterMemberlistUsergroupsLog in

Share | 
 

 Somthing fun to read

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
kane
Owner
Owner
avatar

Number of posts : 2121
Age : 31
Location : USA
Registration date : 2008-01-06

PostSubject: Somthing fun to read   Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:03 pm

Just had to post this funny story. Get it from a good friend. It's a relay funny story, that should get a laugh out of anyone. We all need to laugh these times we all in. I hope you laugh at the end of this.

Don't talk to my parrot ..

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you.'

'But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!'

'I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!'

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!'

To which the parrot replied,

'Get him Spike!'

See - Men just don't listen!

_________________
Follow kane01112 on Twitter

Here are some songs that are in my head right now.

?
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://wrestling-meets-ctu.forummotion.com
kane
Owner
Owner
avatar

Number of posts : 2121
Age : 31
Location : USA
Registration date : 2008-01-06

PostSubject: Re: Somthing fun to read   Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:20 pm

I hop this don't get anyone made or anything like that. Yes I'm Christian.

Christians can laugh too!
How to tell if a Catholic is driving too fast


Jewish Olympic Swimmer








Church can be hilarious!

_________________
Follow kane01112 on Twitter

Here are some songs that are in my head right now.

?
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://wrestling-meets-ctu.forummotion.com
 
Somthing fun to read
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Hot Chocolate. Nice Story ... must read
» Polaris changes RZR clutch, read if thinking of mods
» what should my temp gauge read???
» READ THIS FIRST! (outdated rules)
» Chopper Read can't go "BANG" at Little A's

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Wrestling Meets CTU :: Chatting it up :: Chatting-
Jump to: