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If you have a funny joke or a funny story someone send you. Post it here if you want to shear it we all need a laugh these days. But make shore it don't brakes this sites rules.

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Subject: Clever picture puns


These are pretty clever. Try to resist moving quickly. Look at each picture, try to determine what it represents, and then look at the answer below the picture.



Light Beer


Dandy lions


Assaulted peanut


eggplant


Doctor Pepper


Pool Table


Tap dancers


Card Shark


The King of Pop


I pod


Gator-Aide

MY EX-WIFE THE PILOT

My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year.

Yesterday afternoon I got a phone call, that she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting. Seems she was forced to make an emergency landing in Hamilton because of bad weather. Thank God the kids weren't with her..

The FAA issued a preliminary report, citing pilot error: She was flying a single engine aircraft in IFR (instrument flight rating) conditions while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating).

The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured.

The photograph below was taken at the scene to show the extent of damage to her aircraft.

She was really lucky.




I don't care who you are, that's funny!!!!!

I heard it was a rough day

This is how I heard YOUR day was going!!!

First you had trouble getting out of bed


You had a stiff neck


You washed your hair and couldn't do a thing with it


Your new diet really doesn't seem to be working out


You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise


The boss chewed you out at work


You got caught in the rain at lunchtime


Then the lunch you had didn't seem to agree with you


You feel trapped


Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime


On top of that you think you're coming down with the flu


And finally, you're alone in the house at night when you think you hear a noise in the basement


MAYBE TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER!!
Thought for the Day

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it, Just pee on it and walk away

Here is a funny cat voied that I found on aol

How Twins Made


So this is how they do it....

One of life's great mysteries solved:
How twins are made....
(Twenty years ago, no one would have understood this!)



Smilin', aren't ya?!?


LIFE WITHOUT GOD
IS LIKE AN UNSHARPENED PENCIL....
IT HAS NO POINT

Sleeping puppy makes adorable noises



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from Random
Girl speed reads 'Fox in Socks'

Watch Dr. Seuss's most tongue-twisting book read in two minutes.



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Tired Dog

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.

An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.



This continued off and on for several weeks..

Curious I pinned a note to his collar:
'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar:
'He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep.
Can I come with him tomorrow?'

Begging Cat



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The Frantics-Her First Period
30th anniversary show at the Royal in Toronto, November 2009.





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I'm a Guru - Tribute to Church Tech Volunteers - Comedy Videos
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Did you lose your cat?

reverse?


Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?


Dear God: When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch?
Or will it be the same old story?


Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang,
the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog?
How often do you see a cougar riding around?
We love a nice car ride!
Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?


Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?


Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals,
whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields,
and Frisbee flight paths.
What do humans understand?


Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.


Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven?
If there are, will I have to apologize?


Dear God: Here is a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog:
1. I will not eat the cat's food before he eats it or after he throws it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside, and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room, and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy', so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.



P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven, may I have my testicles back?
 
 
 I will post the pic later today.